1. Click the pizza
  2. Sell your pizzas
  3. Buy pizza makers and resources with your money
  4. Use your resources to create pizza makers
  5. Check out the upgrades
  6. The game automatically saves every minute
  7. Build your empire
  8. Become a fookin' legend!

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Version: 2.2 - 01/19/2015

What do I do?

Read the tutorial!

Can I buy upgrades more than once?

Don't test me.

I can't buy pizza fuel!!!

Pizzas, not money!

Why do you use ads?

The ads you can see generate money to cover the hosting costs.

It wont let me buy x, help?

Remember to click sell all pizzas dummy.

  1. John: Be excellent to each other. And... PIZZA ON, DUDES! - £15
  2. Tim: Thank you for making this sweet game! :) £10
  3. Harry: #CoolGameBro £0.50

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Basic Resources

Pizza Delivery Game - Giant Pizza

Pizza: 0

Per Second: 0

Auto Clicker: 0/s


Money: $0

Resources

A slave is used to run pizza makers and can be used as a pizza delivery driver.

A cleaner is used to clean up all the mess the slaves make.

A manager makes sure all the slaves and cleaners are working.

An operator makes sure all the slaves are building the machines correctly.

A scientist figures out the complicated stuff.

An astronaut helps with all the space things.

You need a cart to run a pizza cart duh.

Can't run a pizza van without a van.

Try opening a parlour with no parlour.

It helps to have a restaurant when running a pizza restaurant.

Not an actual palace, it's a clever name for a fast food place. God.

How can you make a pizza factory without a factory?

Guys lets make a pizza converter.

Scrap metal is used for machines and above.

Shall we build a pizza weather machine?

You'll need one of these for a pizza super drill

You can't get to the moon without an elevator.

Why the hell do you need a moon base for pizzas?

 

Upgrades

Who even has time for clicking? Urgh.

An autoclicker that clicks 5 times a second

You're lucky I'm a generous God.

Unlock +10, +100, and +1000 Buttons for a few resources.

Please Sir, may I have some more?

Unlock +10, +100, and +1000 Buttons for a few more resources.

$100,000,000 to click a button 5 times. Worth.

Unlock +10, +100, and +1000 Buttons for that last stupid resource you need.

Hey Hey Hey ;)

Your pizza per second is doubled, including your click.

Wait, what?

Your pizza per second is doubled again, including your click again.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking...

Your pizza per second is doubled again again, including your click again again.

Dear Diary... Jackpot.

Your pizza per second is doubled again again again, including your click again again again.

What a nice and simple pizza.

Pizza can now be sold for $2.

Adding some chicken, I like it.

Pizza can now be sold for $3

I take it you're not a vegetarian?

Pizza can now be sold for $4

Going for the mighty meat feast then.

Pizza can now be sold for $5

Quests 0/81

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Pizza Apprentice

Make 10 Pizzas.

Reward = 1 Pizza.

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Pizza Rookie

Make 100 Pizzas.

Reward = 10 Pizzas.

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Pizza Beginner

Make 1,000 Pizzas.

Reward = 100 Pizzas.

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Pizza Amateur

Make 10,000 Pizzas.

Reward = 1,000 Pizzas.

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Pizza Student

Make 100,000 Pizzas.

Reward = 10,000 Pizzas.

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Pizza Expert

Make 1,000,000 Pizzas.

Reward = 100,000 Pizzas.

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Pizza Master

Make 10,000,000 Pizzas.

Reward = 1,000,000 Pizzas.

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Pizza Commander

Make 100,000,000 Pizzas.

Reward = 10,000,000 Pizzas.

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Pizza Champion

Make 1,000,000,000 Pizzas.

Reward = 100,000,000 Pizzas.

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Pizza Deity

Make 10,000,000,000 Pizzas.

Reward = 1,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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Pizza Demigod

Make 100,000,000,000 Pizzas.

Reward = 10,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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God of Pizza

Make 1,000,000,000,000 Pizzas.

Reward = 100,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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A Helping Hand

Hire a Worker

Reward = 5 Pizzas.

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Helping Hands

Hire 10 Workers

Reward = 500 Pizzas.

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We Need More!

Hire 50 Workers

Reward = 10,000 Pizzas.

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MORE!!!

Hire 100 Workers

Reward = 50,000 Pizzas.

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That'll do pig

Hire 200 Workers

Reward = 500,000 Pizzas.

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God of Workers

Hire 400 Workers

Reward = 100,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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Piggy Back Cart

Hire a Pizza Cart

Reward = 20 Pizzas.

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Space Hopper Carts

Hire 10 Pizza Carts

Reward = 2,000 Pizzas.

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Horsey Carts

Hire 50 Pizza Carts

Reward = 25,000 Pizzas.

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BMW Carts

Hire 100 Pizza Carts

Reward = 200,000 Pizzas.

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Ferrari Carts

Hire 200 Pizza Carts

Reward = 1,000,000 Pizzas.

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God of Carts

Hire 350 Pizza Carts

Reward = 100,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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Pedo Van

Hire a Pizza Van

Reward = 50 Pizzas.

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Ice Cream Vans

Hire 10 Pizza Vans

Reward = 5,000 Pizzas.

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Hippy Vans

Hire 50 Pizza Vans

Reward = 25,000 Pizzas.

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Scooby Vans

Hire 100 Pizza Vans

Reward = 125,000 Pizzas.

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Optimus Prime Vans

Hire 200 Pizza Vans

Reward = 1,000,000 Pizzas.

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God of Vans

Hire 325 Pizza Vans

Reward = 100,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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Garibaldi's

Open a Pizza Parlour

Reward = 150 Pizzas.

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Beats Pizza Express

Open 10 Pizza Parlours

Reward = 5,000 Pizzas.

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Pizza Starbucks

Open 50 Pizza Parlours

Reward = 100,000 Pizzas.

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Better Than Pizza Hut

Open 100 Pizza Parlours

Reward = 500,000 Pizzas.

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Who Needs Dominos?

Open 200 Pizza Parlours

Reward = 1,500,000 Pizzas.

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God of Parlours

Open 300 Pizza Parlours

Reward = 100,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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"Delicious" - IGN (1/5 Stars)

Open a Pizza Restaurant

Reward = 500 Pizzas.

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"Couldn't Taste The Freedom" - Obama (2/5 Stars)

Open 10 Pizza Restaurants

Reward = 10,000 Pizzas.

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"Ok" - Rammus (3/5 Stars)

Open 50 Pizza Restaurants

Reward = 300,000 Pizzas.

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"Fucking Shit" - Gordon Ramsay (4/5 Stars)

Open 100 Pizza Restaurants

Reward = 1,200,000 Pizzas.

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"The Corgis Found It Exquisite" - Her Majesty the Queen (5/5 Stars)

Open 200 Pizza Restaurants

Reward = 2,500,000 Pizzas.

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God of Restaurants

Open 275 Pizza Restaurants

Reward = 100,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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Willy Wonkas Chocolate Palace

Open a Pizza Palace

Reward = 1,000 Pizzas.

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Taj Mahal

Open 10 Pizza Palaces

Reward = 20,000 Pizzas.

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Palace of Versailles

Open 50 Pizza Palaces

Reward = 500,000

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Schonbrunn Palace

Open 100 Pizza Palaces

Reward = 2,000,000 Pizzas.

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Buckingham Palace

Open 200 Pizza Palaces

Reward = 5,000,000 Pizzas.

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"God of Palaces

Open 250 Pizza Palaces

Reward = 100,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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Sweat Shop

Open a Pizza Factory

Reward = 20,000 Pizzas.

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Coal Plant

Open 10 Pizza Factories

Reward = 200,000 Pizzas.

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Nuclear Power

Open 50 Pizza Factories

Reward = 3,000,000 Pizzas.

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Leftover Pizza Fuel

Open 100 Pizza Factories

Reward = 10,000,000 Pizzas.

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Practically Nike

Open 200 Pizza Factories

Reward = 50,000,000 Pizzas.

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God of Factories

Open 215 Pizza Factories

Reward = 100,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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1 Human = 1 Pizza

Build a Pizza Converter

Reward = 75,000 Pizzas.

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7 Cats = 1 Pizza

Build 10 Pizza Converters

Reward = 750,000 Pizzas.

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2 Seagulls = 1 Pizza

Build 50 Pizza Converters

Reward = 5,000,000 Pizzas.

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9 Cactii = 1 Pizza

Build 100 Pizza Converters

Reward = 20,000,000 Pizzas.

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1 Unicorn Horn = 1 Pizza

Build 150 Pizza Converters

Reward = 100,000,000 Pizzas.

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God of Converters

Build 190 Pizza Converters

Reward = 100,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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Cloudy with a Chance of Pizza

Build a Pizza Weather Machine

Reward = 1,000,000 Pizzas.

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Frozen Mini Pizzas From Above

Build 10 Pizza Weather Machines

Reward = 25,000,000 Pizzas.

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Mother Nature Approves

Build 50 Pizza Weather Machines

Reward = 50,000,000 Pizzas.

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Today Will Include Pizza with More Pizza

Build 100 Pizza Weather Machines

Reward = 500,000,000 Pizzas.

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God of Weather Machines

Build 120 Pizza Weather Machines

Reward = 100,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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Hand Drill

Build a Pizza Super Drill

Reward = 50,000,000 Pizzas.

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Jackhammer

Build 10 Pizza Super Drills

Reward = 500,000,000 Pizzas.

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Big Daddy Drill

Build 50 Pizza Super Drills

Reward = 10,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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God of Super Drills

Build 65 Pizza Super Drills

Reward = 100,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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Cracking Cheese Gromit

Build a Pizza Moon Base

Reward = 100,000,000 Pizzas.

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Day 94, Run Out of Crackers

Build 10 Pizza Moon Bases

Reward = 1,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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God of Moon Bases

Build 50 Pizza Moon Bases

Reward = 100,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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Slave Master

Buy 1,000,000 Slaves

Reward = 1,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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Mr. Superman No Home

Buy 500,000 Cleaners

Reward = 1,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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Ding Fries Are Done

Buy 300,000 Managers

Reward = 1,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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Hello Operator

Buy 300,000 Operators

Reward = 1,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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Albit Einstein could. He's wicked smaht

Buy 300,000 Scientists

Reward = 1,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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Lance Armstrong Would Be Proud

Buy 300,000 Astronauts

Reward = 1,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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Iron Giant

Buy 500,000 Scrap Metal

Reward = 1,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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Bet You Can't Score 10

Find the Secret Game

Reward = 1,000,000,000 Pizzas.

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What A Complete Waste Of Time

Complete all the quests

Reward = 100,000,000,000 Pizzas.

Options

Save the game at this exact moment

Load the game to your latest save

Start from the total beginning

Stats

Pizzas made: 0

Pizzas from Quests: 0

Slaves bought: 0

Cleaners bought: 0

Managers bought: 0

Operators bought: 0

Scientists bought: 0

Astronauts bought: 0

Carts bought: 0

Vans bought: 0

Parlours bought: 0

Restaurants bought: 0

Palaces bought: 0

Factories bought: 0

Converters bought: 0

Weather Machines bought: 0

Scrap Metal bought: 0

Super Drills bought: 0

Moon Bases bought: 0

Space Elevators bought: 0