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Help with server costs and development :)Pizza: 0

Per Second: 0

Money: $0

A slave is used to run pizza makers and is bought with money.

A cleaner is used to clean up all the mess the slaves make.

A manager makes sure all the slaves and cleaners are working.

An operator makes sure all the slaves are building the machines correctly.

A scientist figures out the complicated stuff.

An astronaut helps with all the space things.

You need a cart to run a pizza cart duh.

Can't run a pizza van without a van.

Try opening a parlour with no parlour.

It helps to have a restaurant when running a pizza restaurant.

Not an actual palace, it's a clever name for a fast food place. God.

How can you make a pizza factory without a factory?

Scrap metal is used for machines and above.

Guys lets make a pizza converter.

Shall we build a pizza weather machine?

You'll need one of these for a pizza super drill

You can't get to the moon without an elevator.

Why the hell do you need a moon base for pizzas?

Hey Hey Hey ;)

Your base pizza per second is doubled, including your click.

*Note = Buy the first 4 upgrades in order otherwise you'll screw up the pizza per second!

Wait, what?

Your base pizza per second is tripled, including your click.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking...

Your base pizza per second is quadrupled, including your click.

Dear Diary... Jackpot.

Your base pizza per second is quintupled, including your click.

What a nice and simple pizza.

Pizza can now be sold for $2.

Adding some chicken, I like it.

Pizza can now be sold for $3

I take it you're not a vegetarian?

Pizza can now be sold for $4

Going for the mighty meat feast then.

Pizza can now be sold for $5

Save the game at this exact moment

Load the game to your oldest save

Start from the total beginning

- Tim: "Thank you for making this sweet game! :)"

- Stats
- XP and Level Up System
- Get a pizza that doesn't look like shit
- Achievements
- Make a wiki page
- Make the subreddit pretty
- Add a Blog
- Mobile Version

Version 1.3 Live - 11/04/2014 (For 'Murica 04/11/2014):

- Added + 10, + 100, + 1000 buttons. I know they're ugly. Working on it :)
- Fixed the pizza bug where it got cut in half
- Fixed the right scroller bug
- Works a lot better on laptops
- Works a lot better on android phones
- Trying to fix Iphones and Ipads
- Added FAQ section
- Added Achievements (Not Working)

Pizza Apprentice

Make a Pizza.

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Make a Pizza.

Pizza Apprentice

Make 10 Pizzas.

Earn = 1 Pizza.

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Make 10 Pizzas.

Earn = 1 Pizza.

Pizza Apprentice

Make 100 Pizzas.

Earn = 10 Pizza.

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Make 100 Pizzas.

Earn = 10 Pizza.

Pizza Apprentice

Make 1,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 100 Pizza.

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Make 1,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 100 Pizza.

Pizza Apprentice

Make 10,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 1,000 Pizza.

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Make 10,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 1,000 Pizza.

Pizza Apprentice

Make 100,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 10,000 Pizza.

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Make 100,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 10,000 Pizza.

Pizza Apprentice

Make 1,000,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 100,000 Pizza.

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Make 1,000,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 100,000 Pizza.

Pizza Apprentice

Make a Pizza.

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Make a Pizza.

Pizza Apprentice

Make 10 Pizzas.

Earn = 1 Pizza.

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Make 10 Pizzas.

Earn = 1 Pizza.

Pizza Apprentice

Make 100 Pizzas.

Earn = 10 Pizza.

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Make 100 Pizzas.

Earn = 10 Pizza.

Pizza Apprentice

Make 1,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 100 Pizza.

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Make 1,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 100 Pizza.

Pizza Apprentice

Make 10,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 1,000 Pizza.

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Make 10,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 1,000 Pizza.

Pizza Apprentice

Make 100,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 10,000 Pizza.

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Make 100,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 10,000 Pizza.

Pizza Apprentice

Make 1,000,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 100,000 Pizza.

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Make 1,000,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 100,000 Pizza.

Pizza Apprentice

Make a Pizza.

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Make a Pizza.

Pizza Apprentice

Make 10 Pizzas.

Earn = 1 Pizza.

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Make 10 Pizzas.

Earn = 1 Pizza.

Pizza Apprentice

Make 100 Pizzas.

Earn = 10 Pizza.

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Make 100 Pizzas.

Earn = 10 Pizza.

Pizza Apprentice

Make 1,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 100 Pizza.

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Make 1,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 100 Pizza.

Pizza Apprentice

Make 10,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 1,000 Pizza.

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Make 10,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 1,000 Pizza.

Pizza Apprentice

Make 100,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 10,000 Pizza.

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Make 100,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 10,000 Pizza.

Pizza Apprentice

Make 1,000,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 100,000 Pizza.

Make 1,000,000 Pizzas.

Earn = 100,000 Pizza.

Click the pizza, then sell your pizzas for money. Use your money to buy resources. Resources are used to create Pizza Makers. Pizza Makers generate a set amount of pizza a second. Get more pizza and repeat.

Nope, you're just throwing money away.

Buy them all and find out ;)

The ads you can see generate money to cover the hosting costs.

Remember to click sell all pizzas dummy.

Pizzas Made Total: Slaves put to Work: 0

Pizzas Made by Buildings: Cleaners put to Work: 0

Pizzas Made by Hand: Managers put to Work: 0

Pizzas Sold: Operators put to Work: 0

Money Earned: Scientists put to Work: 0

Game Time: Astronauts put to Work: 0

Pizza Makers Owned: Carts in Use: 0

Pizza Clicks: Vans in Use: 0

Pizzas Per Click: Parlours in Use: 0

Total XP Earned: Restaurants in Use: 0

Skill Points Spent: Palaces in Use: 0

Upgrades Bought: Factories in Use: 0

Pizzas Donated: Converters in Use: 0

Pizzas Stolen: Weather Machines in Use: 0

Pizzas Gifted: Scrap Metal Used: 0

Super Drills in use: 0 Moon Bases in Use: 0

Secret Pages Found: Space Elevators in use: 0

Number of Absolute Nuggets: 6

A worker that makes pizzas for you. Lazy.

Cost = $50

Pizzas Per Second = 0.5

A pizza cart wanders the streets making pizza.

Cost = $200, 1 Slave, 1 Cart.

Pizzas Per Second = 2

A pizza van drives around making pizza.

Cost = $500, 2 Slaves, 1 Van.

Pizzas Per Second = 6

A pizza parlour makes pizza indoors.

Cost = $2,000, 3 Slaves, 1 Cleaner, 1 Manager, 1 Parlour.

Pizzas Per Second = 20

A pizza restaurant where only the highest quality of pizza is made. Quite.

Cost = $10,000, 8 Slaves, 2 Cleaners, 1 Manager, 1 Restaurant.

Pizzas Per Second = 60

A pizza palace makes fast deliverable pizzas (Not a palace made of pizza that makes pizza...).

Cost = $50,000, 16 Slaves, 4 Cleaners, 2 Managers, 1 Palace.

Pizzas Per Second = 180

A pizza factory mass produces pizzas.

Cost = $200,000, 32 Slaves, 8 Cleaners, 4 Managers, 1 Factory.

Pizzas Per Second = 400

A pizza converter converts ordinary objects into pizza.

Cost = $1,000,000, 64 Slaves, 16 Cleaners, 8 Operators, 4 Scientists, 10 Scrap Metal, 1 Converter.

Pizzas Per Second = 1,000

A pizza weather machine makes it rain pizza 24/7.

Cost = $25,000,000, 128 Slaves, 32 Cleaners, 16 Operators, 8 Scientists, 20 Scrap Metal, 1 Weather Machine.

Pizzas Per Second = 3,000

A super drill mines the earths core for tomato sauce to make the best pizzas.

Cost = $500,000,000, 256 Slaves, 64 Cleaners, 32 Operators, 16 Scientists, 30 Scrap Metal, 1 Super Drill.

Pizzas Per Second = 10,000

A moon base collects the cheese from the moon and sprinkles it on pizza.

Cost = $1,000,000,000, 512 Slaves, 128 Cleaners, 64 Operators, 32 Scientists, 16 Astronauts, 50 Scrap Metal, 2 Space Elevators, 1 Moon Base.

Pizzas Per Second = 25,000

A rocket ship that is fueled by pizzas to explore space.

Cost = $100,000,000,000

Supply a crew to undertake a historic expedition into space.

Cost = 5000 Astronauts, 5000 Scientists.

Donate your pizzas in order to advance our understanding of space. Your name will be remembered throughout history.

Cost = 1,000,000,000,000 Pizza

Take your crew and go and discover the untold wonders of our solar system.

Cost = 1 Rocket Ship, 1 Fuel, 1 Crew.