1. Click the pizza
  2. Sell your pizzas
  3. Buy resources with your money
  4. Use your resources to create pizza makers
  5. Check out the upgrades
  6. Solve the mystery
  7. Build your empire
  8. Become a fookin' legend!

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Basic Resources

Pizza: 0

Per Second: 0

Money: $0


A slave is used to run pizza makers and is bought with money.

A cleaner is used to clean up all the mess the slaves make.

A manager makes sure all the slaves and cleaners are working.

An operator makes sure all the slaves are building the machines correctly.

A scientist figures out the complicated stuff.

An astronaut helps with all the space things.

You need a cart to run a pizza cart duh.

Can't run a pizza van without a van.

Try opening a parlour with no parlour.

It helps to have a restaurant when running a pizza restaurant.

Not an actual palace, it's a clever name for a fast food place. God.

How can you make a pizza factory without a factory?

Guys lets make a pizza converter.

Scrap metal is used for machines and above.

Shall we build a pizza weather machine?

You'll need one of these for a pizza super drill

You can't get to the moon without an elevator.

Why the hell do you need a moon base for pizzas?



Hey Hey Hey ;)

Your base pizza per second is doubled, including your click.

Wait, what?

Your base pizza per second is tripled, including your click.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking...

Your base pizza per second is quadrupled, including your click.

Dear Diary... Jackpot.

Your base pizza per second is quintupled, including your click.

What a nice and simple pizza.

Pizza can now be sold for $2.

Adding some chicken, I like it.

Pizza can now be sold for $3

I take it you're not a vegetarian?

Pizza can now be sold for $4

Going for the mighty meat feast then.

Pizza can now be sold for $5


Save the game at this exact moment

Load the game to your oldest save

Start from the total beginning



To-do List

Version: 2.0

Version 2.0 Live - 13/08/2014 (For 'Murica 08/13/2014):


What do I do?

Click the pizza, then sell your pizzas for money. Use your money to buy resources. Resources are used to create Pizza Makers. Pizza Makers generate a set amount of pizza a second. Get more pizza and repeat.

Can I buy upgrades more than once?

Nope, you're just throwing money away. Or are you?

What does the Space Travel section do?

Buy them all and find out ;)

Why do you use ads?

The ads you can see generate money to cover the hosting costs.

It wont let me buy x, help?

Remember to click sell all pizzas dummy.


Pizzas Made Total: Slaves put to Work: 0

Pizzas Made by Buildings: Cleaners put to Work: 0

Pizzas Made by Hand: Managers put to Work: 0

Pizzas Sold: Operators put to Work: 0

Money Earned: Scientists put to Work: 0

Game Time: Astronauts put to Work: 0

Pizza Makers Owned: Carts in Use: 0

Pizza Clicks: Vans in Use: 0

Pizzas Per Click: Parlours in Use: 0

Total XP Earned: Restaurants in Use: 0

Skill Points Spent: Palaces in Use: 0

Upgrades Bought: Factories in Use: 0

Pizzas Donated: Converters in Use: 0

Pizzas Stolen: Weather Machines in Use: 0

Pizzas Gifted: Scrap Metal Used: 0

Super Drills in use: 0 Moon Bases in Use: 0

Secret Pages Found: Space Elevators in use: 0